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Oh dear God. I am crying right now. My stomach hurts from laughing so much.
Homo hot lips is my favorite.
in your mother’s anus
*ded*
Jesus ficking chile
JESUS CHALUPA. FUCKIN CRYING.
Oh god. Lindsay. LOOK. Hahahahahahahaha
That helped me a little
I am laughing so hard right now. It’s making my head ache even more xD
“did you draw that?”
they ask as I continue on the same piece of artwork under my pencil
and immediately my eyes widen in horror as I throw the sketchbook to the ground, screaming “NO I DIDN’T WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT”
(Source: turtle-ebooks)
so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
hahahaha oh parents
This is the kind of dad I want to be.

