ehjorth: percytaur: “did you draw that?” they ask as I continue on the same piece of artwork under my pencil and immediately my eyes widen in horror as I throw the sketchbook to the ground, screaming “NO I DIDN’T WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT”
radstunts: scraggay: therealhamster: scraggay: handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
white0wls: aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear: kushdrinker: have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. how did both his shorts and underwear come off in a matter of seconds
claireblossom: an episode of doctor who where the tardis goes missing and the doctor enlists the help of justin timberlake because he is the only one who can bring sexy back
malkatz: The only way this gif gets better is if you reverse it he’s like “the sun? well fuck that shit.”
It is okay to want your own happiness. It’s okay to care about yourself the...– (via hedgehoglife)
nerdofchaos: recreationalcannibalism: the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.” To which they responded, “Gay.” ...
oohtheyhavenibbles: dicksp8jr: egberts: did you know when you blush your stomach lining turns pink too What do I do with this knowledge swallow people whole then flirt with them so they can see your inner beauty